Tax Return x 2017

Top 5 Frivolous Things to Spend with your Tax Return

It’s the end of the financial year, and while we’ve been focused on how to convince businesses to spend their money (EOFY party anyone?!) we thought it’s high time we get real and think about what really matters when it comes to spending those extra pennies…

Rent a super-yacht for a day; nothing says practicality and adult responsibility like a 40ft yacht for you and 20 – 30 of your closest mates, cruising Sydney Harbour with a bottomless glass of rosé in hand.

Treat yo’self to a Glamburger: AKA the world’s most expensive hamburger from Honky Tonk, Chelsea (London); It boasts wagyu beef, NZ venison and served with a Canadian lobster poached in Iranian saffron. Then topped with maple syrup coated streaky bacon, Beluga caviar and a hickory smoked duck egg intricately covered in edible gold leaf. Costing a mere $2,105 it would be rude not to?

RELAX: with a luxurious spa day experience el solo, or with your significant other. Exfoliate the dead skin cells and work related stress away! The Gold and Champagne package at The Langham will set you back a cool $700, but you’ll come out smelling like a beautiful rose.

Get tech-crafty and buy yourself a 3D printer: surprisingly affordable (prices start at $200) with free templates available to download off the internet, fill your house with random stuff and become the ultimate gift giver (T-Rex shower head for all)

Stay fully charged: Buy 4-6 phone chargers and plug one in every room of the house, car and hidden in your work desk and never have to turn on “power saving mode” again.

Alternatively, instead of all that nonsense – book a table to drink and dine in style at The Morrison Bar & Oyster Room – a dozen freshly shucked oysters and a bottle of Piper-Heidsieck is considered a rich mans breakfast, and our version of high tea.